Wednesday, April 9, 2008

MERGERS -- WORTH A LOOK

Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
>
> 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
> Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers
> join forces and become:
> Poly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
> MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
> Dakota Mining will merge and become:
> ZipAudiDoDa .
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
> become:
> FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
> become:
> Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expect ed to
> become:
> PouponPants.
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
> Women will become:
> Knott NOW!
>
> And finally ..
>
> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
> under the new name:
> TittyTittyBang Bang

this is obviously a joke. do not trade on this info.
MERGERS -- WORTH A LOOK

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